My back hurts. It's almost like I've been carrying 5 people around with me all day.

Everything gold is real gold.

My stomping grounds last week.

Ate like a champ. I put down 3 tails and 3 steaks.

The wife made deviled eggs.

Cupcakes? I don't see it.

My wife already knows this is my free pass woman. Who's your free pass?

I was so close. I just needed 6 more numbers.

Good thing I was driving a rental.

His girl is standing behind him holding their kid. She really pushed him for the entire 45 minute line.